Saturday, October 2, 2010

Sittin' here in Alabama

What up. As I'm sitting here waiting to use the bathroom in MarkieMark's apartment, I can't help but think about my manager or "Team Leader" at Blablabla, whom I have previously referred to as "G". G may not be as outlandishly crazy as some of the others, but she still has her "special" moments that are blog-worthy. Here's an amusing snippet:

The Best Conversation Ever: "G" is very devoted to her cat. Christened "Princess Bebe", the life of this cat is well known to everyone working at Blablabla because "G" won't ever shut up about her. One fine evening we were standing around the cash wrap and chatting about the weather, which was fast turning into a monsoon.
G: "Oh CRAP I forgot I left a window open at home!"
Me: "Well is Steve getting home before you?" (Steve is her long-term boyfriend)
G: "No...shit...I don't know what to do"
Me: "Well why don't you call home and ask Princess Bebe to take care of it?" (Oh good one Patty, we're gettin' the snark on now)
G: "Well Patty I CAN'T DO THAT because we don't HAVE a home phone..."
(Brief pause)
G: "Oh God..."

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